We had i believe 19 rigs slip into their respective slots outside of turn 4 this week, each one hoping to make the Amains. Some of them their first 1. Seems the track is for sale,so there wasnt any hot dog stands open or anything. So the twins opened their own. Wasnt long until they couldnt keep up with the orders. Probably didnt help with those daisy dukes on.

I saw flyer drop 3 hot dogs on the ground. On purpose i believe! Big showin from the BLS group. Farmer had sweet corn a cookin. With butter on em! At least i hope it was butter. Mongo ate about 20 of them and then rolled around on the ground for a while so im not quite sure what it was. This weeks piss an vinegar pole award goes to none other than our very own twins!! nice job girls! Monique went on a diet this week just so they could transfer a little weight in the car.

So the first Amain gets set and its the twins and VLR JASON on the front row. Ice ran over to rainmans house and stole his shine outa the garage so we all had a swig of that,, stepped on the cats tail, strap in the cars and the green flag drops. Some haevy battlin goes on. Enough to let the twins get out to a marginal lead and never look back as they take the win !! Flyer 2nd, farmer 3rd, and VLR 18 4th.

Now we had a 1 hour layover because it seems that years ago, mongo remembers buryin a bone in turn 3 and dammit he was out there diggin it up. Kicked him in his ass i did. Threw some beer cans and old diapers in it and covered it with some clay and we are set. Farm says WAIT!! Ive got to get all this damn butter off my wheel! My question is,, how do you get butter off of a sheepskin covered steering wheel?

And was it really butter or was he just real excited with a 3rd. Dunno. Ask him. Doit 3 looked kinda funny with those dingleballs hangin all around his windshield. Careful,, i saw blaze eyein em up. So invert the field,, smack mamas ass, swig of shine, and we are off on the 2nd A with BLS and DOIT3 on the front row. Drop the flag and BAM! Everyones gettin it on!! Lotsa cars goin from the front to the back and sideways,, crazy racin,, just crazy!

But in the end,, it seems that 1st startin spot is the place to be here cause we have BLS bringin it home with DOIT 3 2nd and whats this???? FLYER made it all the way to 3rd??? Chriminy! So the nude dance hall is right around the corner( funny how it always is?) and seeins how the twins own it,, they opened er up for free!!!! Forfeited the trophy to help pay for the drinks.

But BLS got to take theirs home. Once again we see farm over in his private little dance area. Last heard from he was sayin somethin about warm butter and the effects it has on certain areas of the body. Coors light fast lap goes to FLIER with 11.09. WOW! Nice one! So if ya got what it takes to run a clean race and think you can beat these world class racers that show up here each week,, i guess anyone can get lucky huh?

Come on down to TEAM-IFRT open race night . As always 9:15 est on thursdays. But you better practice cause farm aint foolin around . lol. scares ya huh? Same bat time,, same bat channel. I love it when a plan comes together!! MONGO OUT!!!