Well i know that some of you die hard dtr2 racers might not believe it,, but TEAM-IFRT is back!! And so is the mongo race report,,, brought to you by mongo. That is,,, when he can be found. You all might remember the last time you heard from him, he was wandering off into the dark with his tail dragging the ground and mumbling " damn farm went an left me,, now what the hell does mongo do??" Well ask no more cause here we go!!!!!! First night back and we get 8 drivers pulling their haulers into dirt bristol for the members only race. There were some new faces and some old. Welcome to the team rocket,, 21,, {king},, pro34,, and ol starnes. We all had a celebratory shot of jack and climbed into our cars. Heat 1 had farmer on the pole. YEP!! you heard me. FARM!! Back from his cabin in the himilayas. Mongo had to go hump his leg for old times sake. lol. So at the end of the heat we had farm on the pole. First a-main was a whale of a race with farmer getting a good stretch of a lead,,, that is until the server froze on lap 20. So,,, we line back up for a 5 lap shootout. And who comes out on top?? Nope. It is ifrt-starnes pulling it off. Good job there mate. Yea,, farm was second.lol. Invert field,, and we set off for the second a-main. Some great battling goes on between not only the new guys, but the old guys as well. Lap 10 found the twins hitting the inside wall but keep on going at the rear. Heard a noise in the trunk and mongo comes rolling out. Knew the car had a push in it!! Second a-main winner comes out with ifrt-dirty top dog on the scoreboard. With farmer second again!! After some pics and funny gestures, everyone said HEY!!, lets head down to the old nude dance hall!! No complaints here so we all head down there. Problem is,, mongo had fell asleep a few months back and left the still a burnin in the back and burnt the place down!!!! topless coin laundry was still next door tho so in we went. great racin by all and see ya all next week at Farmer city for round 2. same bat time,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, wow. this is harder to write than i remember. MONGO OUT!!!
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