FORT ATKINSON, WI (January 12, 2012)- It was October 17, 2011. Standing in an open field knee deep in cow shit, Dirtracer29 had a vision that would take DTR2 by storm. The vision was to create a team called Serious Race Freaks (SRF) and build a track in this manure-covered field behind his house.
Later on in the crisp October evening while pulling cow titties to make delicious milk for his family, Dirtracer29 began to come up with ideas for tracks that his new series would visit. The only qualifications were that the tracks he picked had to be the best tracks in dtr2 history, and no exceptions would be made.
The vision Dirt had was to create a unique series filled with tracks to provide the best and most realistic dirt racing experience with giant jumps and random obstacles embedded within the racing surface on all the tracks.
Dirtracer29 also stuck with his goal of building a track in the field behind his house and he called it Cowshit Speedway. The track has been touted as the slickest track in the world and comes complete with a full herd of cattle for the drivers to dodge.
Season one of SRF consists of racing action in the best chassis' ever made for dirt racing. The chassis are the IGGR Trucks and SUPR Late Models. Along with the different chassis, Dirt made sure to race only the best tracks such as Grass Speedway and shitholes like Haunted Hills that don’t provide any Side by Side racing whatsoever, but do provide a fun, challenging race for each and every individual which makes it one of the best tracks in dtr2.
Between milking, feeding, and growing stuff for his cows to eat, Dirtracer29 still manages to finds time for dtr2 to run his great series which has been off to a slow start so far, but will no doubt gain in popularity after this story.
"This is my dream, this is what I do, dtr2 is my playground," Dirt said in an exclusive interview on his 45-acre farm while fondling the udders of his girlfriend, Betty. "It all started out here in this field and it's grown to become the greatest series of all time in dirt track racing history. I get emotional talking about it, honestly. These cows, they pay my bills, but I'd rather be hanging around in dtr2 any day and making my series be the best it can be.
"My ultimate goal would be to win Promoter of the year for 2012, and I think with a few more figure-8, roller-coaster rides, and 100 foot dirt jump tracks I can make that happen.
People have been very critical so far on his series but Dirt says “They can go screw off, we just do stuff different here man. I don't put up with bullshit. Our series is made to stand out, not to fit in. I try to apply that philosophy to my own life and I'm a better person because of it. I'm tired of thugs like BLS_Jason criticizing me and my series. That pothead is out of his mind and he’s telling me how to do lineups and other shit. If I want to invert the 1st heat and not the 2nd heat, well so be it. If I want to start certain drivers in the back and myself in the front, well that's my call.
"SRF is different man, its just how we do shit here. We're not gonna conform to society. That's what's wrong with this country now."
SRF is definitely going up to the top of dtr2 leagues. Dirt lets no one rattle him mentally, which is great with all the morons in dtr2 who always act like little babies such as VLR_Wheel and WFO_Rainman.
SRF already has plans laid out for season two with races planned on the Sun and one in Uranus. All drivers will be required to wear space suits purchased from their local NASA work shop.