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Open Letter to Roger Penske 13 years 1 week ago #17238

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Dear Roger

Congradulations on firing Kurt Busch. With that being said I would like to offer my driving services for the #22 for the 2012 season. While its true I have never driven a stock car of any sort I have a lot to offer your organization.

1. I work cheap- As long as you pay me more than I make at Kelloggs it will be fine. You're gonna save millions on drivers salary right there
2. The kids love me
3. If given the chance to be interviewed by Dr. Jerry Punch I will do nothing but compliment you and tell him how your cured my village of Polio.
4. The Danica Factor- Beauty sells and you need sex appeal and thats where I come in. Maybe some driving suits with Pink Feather boahs.
5. You'll be affliatied with team JFR- Maybe A2d could give you some of his sets and we can win the championship.

I also would be willing to run the Indy 500 and the Coke 600 on the same day, but you will have to pay me time and half.

Your Future Best Friend
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Re: Open Letter to Roger Penske 13 years 1 week ago #17242

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I would take some of those sets :D
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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Re: Open Letter to Roger Penske 13 years 1 week ago #17245

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ROFL
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Re: Open Letter to Roger Penske 13 years 1 week ago #17249

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LMAO
A main wins: 151*'

B main wins: 50

C main wins: 5

D main wins: 1

Dash wins: 133

Heat race wins: 339***

Championships: 15*

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Re: Open Letter to Roger Penske 13 years 1 week ago #17253

LMAO
Race hard, or get outta my way.

See you on the track,

Tony

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Re: Open Letter to Roger Penske 13 years 1 week ago #17256

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let me be the first to say that team jfr may be some slow mofos but they have some of the most colorful charactors on dtr2. B)
Better eat them fuckin vitamins kiddies.

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Re: Open Letter to Roger Penske 13 years 1 week ago #17259

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lmao thats funny
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Re: Open Letter to Roger Penske 8 years 11 months ago #69315

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Still haven't heard back from Mr. Penske.
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

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Open Letter to Roger Penske 8 years 11 months ago #69326

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He's got a lot on his plate. Give him more time
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