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TRUCK FOR SALE! 12 years 2 months ago #23578

J-MAC Topic Author Offline Muscle The Fan Favorite Posts: 5501 Karma: 17 Thank you received: 296	New, slightly used truck for sale. Used during the Daytona 500 to blow off the track towing a Jet Dryer. Slight heat damage. Contact NASCAR Officials and or Daytona International Speedway track crew. A main wins: 151' B main wins: 50 C main wins: 5 D main wins: 1 Dash wins: 133 Heat race wins: 339** Championships: 15*
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Re: TRUCK FOR SALE! 12 years 2 months ago #23579

VLR_Shock Offline Administrator Team VLR - Racing since 2004 Posts: 8030 Karma: 10 Thank you received: 483	Show me the CARFAX Team VLR - Racing since 2004
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Re: TRUCK FOR SALE! 12 years 2 months ago #23580

J-MAC Topic Author Offline Muscle The Fan Favorite Posts: 5501 Karma: 17 Thank you received: 296	Truck is yellow, small dent in the drivers side door. Easily buffed right out. Might have a slight smokey/burning smell to it but some Febreze will clear it right up. A main wins: 151' B main wins: 50 C main wins: 5 D main wins: 1 Dash wins: 133 Heat race wins: 339** Championships: 15*
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Re: TRUCK FOR SALE! 12 years 2 months ago #23581

VLR_Shock Offline Administrator Team VLR - Racing since 2004 Posts: 8030 Karma: 10 Thank you received: 483	Official cause of crash just released. Montoya was texting while driving. Team VLR - Racing since 2004
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Re: TRUCK FOR SALE! 12 years 2 months ago #23582

J-MAC Topic Author Offline Muscle The Fan Favorite Posts: 5501 Karma: 17 Thank you received: 296	Picture of the truck for all potential buyers. A main wins: 151' B main wins: 50 C main wins: 5 D main wins: 1 Dash wins: 133 Heat race wins: 339** Championships: 15*
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Re: TRUCK FOR SALE! 12 years 2 months ago #23583

Icefighter Offline Series Champion Dirt is for Racin, Asphalt is for getting there. Posts: 2968 Karma: -89 Thank you received: 143	So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice
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Re: TRUCK FOR SALE! 12 years 2 months ago #23586

J-MAC
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Inside sources have confirmed that that was not Juan Pablo Montoya in that car. He wasn't feeling well and during the last pit stop he handed his seat over to unknown racer SRF_Dirt who then drove the car out of the pits, onto the track and then proceeded to do over $30,000 worth of damage to the car, the truck and the track. Shortly after the accident, Dirt jumped out of the car and has ran all the way out of state and Montoya ran to the car from pit row to make it look like he was driving.

A main wins: 151*'

B main wins: 50

C main wins: 5

D main wins: 1

Dash wins: 133

Heat race wins: 339***

Championships: 15*

The following user(s) said Thank You: SRF_Dirt!

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Re: TRUCK FOR SALE! 12 years 2 months ago #23588

VLR_Shock Offline Administrator Team VLR - Racing since 2004 Posts: 8030 Karma: 10 Thank you received: 483	Montoya has just retired from NASCAR. His goal of hitting everything on the track is now accomplished. Team VLR - Racing since 2004
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Re: TRUCK FOR SALE! 12 years 2 months ago #23589

SRF_Dirt! Offline Series Champion Posts: 913 Karma: -53 Thank you received: 54	id blame it on his dumb[bleep] pit crew, When theres a vibration [bleep] gonna [bleep] up especially when you feel like the rear end wanted to pull out everytime you get on the gas... [bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep] shoulda just parked it Wow. Profanity AND Racism all at once........you'll offend everybody before the night is over! liftins for pussies, dont let no one tell you otherwise
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Re: TRUCK FOR SALE! 12 years 2 months ago #23613

Lazy3 Offline Series Champion "Call me the Breeze" Posts: 408 Karma: -3 Thank you received: 46	VLR_Shock wrote: Montoya has just retired from NASCAR. His goal of hitting everything on the track is now accomplished. LMFAO!
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Re: TRUCK FOR SALE! 12 years 2 months ago #23627

VLR_Shock Offline Administrator Team VLR - Racing since 2004 Posts: 8030 Karma: 10 Thank you received: 483	Team VLR - Racing since 2004
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Re: TRUCK FOR SALE! 12 years 2 months ago #23642

demonic Offline Series Champion SOMETIMES A REAL DICK Posts: 538 Karma: 1 Thank you received: 32	You know the driver of the jet dryer was pissed because he knows he got hit by a guy that does not have insurance!!!
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Re: TRUCK FOR SALE! 12 years 2 months ago #23661

WFO_Greezy Offline Series Champion Posts: 658 Karma: 3 Thank you received: 51	Maybe he is trying to get Target back a s a sponser , he showed that he knows how to hit the bulls eyes Now ........... Greezy/Comet #4 Slidell La.
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