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Quotes of the Year - 2012 12 years 3 months ago #20073

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Maybe something we can add to the year end banquet and have a vote, here are some nominations so far:

Faschek- "I'm rich, I've been vurry rich for 15 years."

D11- "Hey Wheel, take out the trash!"

Shock- "Karl ran a cat-scan on my replay and said I wasn't cheating." (Can't remember exact works but close enough)
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Re: Quotes of the Year - 2012 12 years 3 months ago #20075

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Re: Quotes of the Year - 2012 12 years 3 months ago #20076

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Doit 11:
"Wheel lets settle this. You dont like me, and I FUGGGGGGGGGGGGIN HATE YOU"

Doit 11:
"Where's that f'n kid."
"I don't know, probably on that steering wheel again."
"Oh well, leave him alone, we can f**k finally"

Doit 11:
"You're a Padalothalogical liar" (yes that's how he said it)

Doit 11:
"Wheel, you have to have a girlfriend to do the F word"

Doit 11:
"RB people can't hear you when you have a mic shoved in your anus"

Doit 11:
"If you have kids you are the WORST FATHER ON THE PLANET, wheel!"
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Re: Quotes of the Year - 2012 12 years 3 months ago #20077

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"I come in too hard and spun you, I dont think i got anyone though" - doit 0

wtf
It's such a shame, They gonn miss this plane.

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Re: Quotes of the Year - 2012 12 years 3 months ago #20079

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LMFAO ^^

Doit 11:
"Hey why's your name Wheel if you're on a controller? How about quit lying to everyone."
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Re: Quotes of the Year - 2012 12 years 3 months ago #20083

LMAO D11 has too many quotes! :evil:

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Re: Quotes of the Year - 2012 12 years 3 months ago #20086

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Shock FIX YOUR PING!!
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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Re: Quotes of the Year - 2012 12 years 3 months ago #20088

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This quote wins every year. "I didn't get you on my screen" !

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Re: Quotes of the Year - 2012 12 years 3 months ago #20089

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I did fix my ping ICE.
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Re: Quotes of the Year - 2012 12 years 3 months ago #20090

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Jim- i'd look into Shock and b42 paying each other off. You dont need this rigged [bleep] going on in a computer game. It's not the WWE, with all these bull[bleep] scripts going on the last 2 nights. Team VLR can go [bleep] itself. [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]edit[bleep] this[bleep] Jmac[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] edit[bleep] shock[bleep] [bleep][bleep] cheats[bleep] bw[bleep] [bleep] pays[bleep] shock[bleep] so[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] he[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] can[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] win[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] races[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] and[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] points[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] championships[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] cuz[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] he[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] cant[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] win[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] on[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] skill[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] himself[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] .[bleep][bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] .goodnite[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] BTW[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] i[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] still[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] love[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] team[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] JFR[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] especially[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] faschek[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] goodnited.[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] have[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] fun[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] editing[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] jmac[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]
Better eat them fuckin vitamins kiddies.
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Re: Quotes of the Year - 2012 12 years 3 months ago #20092

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BLS_34 wrote: This quote wins every year. "I didn't get you on my screen" !


Thats Rac right...BWAAAHAAA
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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I havent gotten the pleasure of racin ya this year but I know that was my favorite quote from last year SHOCK!!!
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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Yes my ping is 35-40 now
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DB: "Wheel cried his way into the feature"
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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BLS_F1yer wrote: Jim- i'd look into Shock and b42 paying each other off. You dont need this rigged [bleep] going on in a computer game. It's not the WWE, with all these bull[bleep] scripts going on the last 2 nights. Team VLR can go [bleep] itself. [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]edit[bleep] this[bleep] Jmac[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] edit[bleep] shock[bleep] [bleep][bleep] cheats[bleep] bw[bleep] [bleep] pays[bleep] shock[bleep] so[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] he[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] can[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] win[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] races[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] and[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] points[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] championships[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] cuz[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] he[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] cant[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] win[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] on[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] skill[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] himself[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] .[bleep][bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] .goodnite[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] BTW[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] i[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] still[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] love[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] team[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] JFR[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] especially[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] faschek[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] goodnited.[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] have[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] fun[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] editing[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] jmac[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]


I take somewhere between 50 and 75% credit for this one......who do you think sat here and put those bleeps in there?
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Re: Quotes of the Year - 2012 12 years 3 months ago #20511

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This is an original

IFRT Dirty: "Why should I lift, my car is set up to run flat out if your in the way Ohh Well!"

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Re: Quotes of the Year - 2012 12 years 3 months ago #20531

"Let the haters hate"

OR

"She's as fast as a Cheetah on cocaine"
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Re: Quotes of the Year - 2012 12 years 3 months ago #20535

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IFRT_Dirty: "I barely tapped you, get used to it" (after knocking me WAY off the track in the heat)

IFRT_Dirty: "Not my fault, you were sideways" (to BLS_34, after Dirty drove wide open into 3 taking out P3-P8 in the B )

IFRT_Dirty: (this was already quoted by BLS 34)

What IFRT_Dirty should be saying to about 15 drivers last night: "Sorry guys, I just am not ready to race with you guys yet. I have my car set up to run .30s wide open, but I can't hold a line, and don't know how to let off the gas!"


What IFRT_Dirty said: "I have my car set up to run wide open, and I am NOT going to let off in traffic, If your in the way, oh well, get used to it!"


After taking out 5 of the top 8 in the B, IFRT_Dirty drove through the corner, wide F open, right off the track lmao!!!
I guess there were no cars to act as a wall and keep him on track!

After more deliberation, SQ1, your a FANTASTIC driver!!!!
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Re: Quotes of the Year - 2012 12 years 3 months ago #20540

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Yeah I saw the replay from the heat race with him, it looked UGLY
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I havent seen one off that team that can drive.
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