PLANET MERCURY (Jan. 24, 2012)- A record setting 13 people showed up at srf event 6 out of 8 Pomeroy mountain dirt Speedway located off I-390 on Exit 26 on the Planet of Mercury on a scorching 475 degree winter evening. We had two others make the trip to the closest planet to the sun - Magic karp and XCR_58, but the heat was too much for them and they headed back to the comfy planet earth. Before leaving, though magic karp aka bls jsn was on vent stinking up the the show.
VLR_18 took home both series trophies, and after the supr late feature shock had some tears coming from his eyes and he said this (expletive) wins to much I'm gonna pull a kyle busch on him and loosen him up and send him straight into the wall in the truck feature! The srf board of members are still deciding if he will have to forfeit his points for the season or not.
They only said they felt sorry for poor shock he couldnt even take 18 out and his teammate still won. After the truck feature Shock went on rambling on how Pomeroy was a semi regular track, not a unique enough track like srf should run, the srf board of members replied its not the track its the driver. VLR_Shock's attempts at wrecking his teammate were so piss poor that VLR_18 actually was able to successfully take Shock out before the VLR_0 machine could wreck 18.
A first for SRF_Dirt was not making the feature event, he replied if people would stop door slamming here i could have recooperated and drove er in the 4th and final transfer spot. Dirt had an intense battle with XCR*1 for almost the whole race. XCR*1- Geisler said if that damn VLR_Shock would actually know what the blue and yellow flag ment he wouldnt have been black flagged and i wouldnt have been jerked off out of 4th place even though Dirt and I had a pretty good race he slowly started creepin away in the final 5 laps.
XCR_SB was bitching like usually and replied "I'm sick of getting took out this is complete bs. I think I'm gonna go back to being a start and park driver." Other fellow srf league racers said they saw sb pack up his shit and jump his car on the trailer and just put it in park and drove away with his 2012 ford f350 with real load rod knock.
Some other ppl also saw sb trying to do burnouts while just outside of the track entrance they heard a pretty good snap of a driveshaft being torn out of a rear end and then saw sb pull over on the side of the road and take out his beat up 4 wheeler and try to pull the truck, trailer and racecar, after money was given out to VLR_18 almost 3 hours after sb dangerously loaded his shit up, 18 saw a huge piece of shrapnel come from the side of sb's yamaha 350 raptor and locked his chevy duramax diesel's tires up.
SB soon got smoked out by VLR_18 duramax with the 10 inch pipe and spead off and hit a deer and just kept going while the deer was obviously mounted on his big ass front bumper with spikes on it, what a redneck sb yelled after coughing for a few mins stranded alone he survived that night in the cold he also replied he saw some yellow eyes wit in the near by trees and starting running to his mommies house 1/2 of a mile away. The smoke from 18s duramax diesel was saw still hovering over the track. Fines maybe gaven to 18 for wild life endangerment and air polution.