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Re:J-MAC's daily dose of humor 13 years 5 months ago #7077

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J-MAC wrote:

Sorry Y'all. I forgot to do this yesterday. I'll give ya 10 pics instead of 5 to make up for it. :P


Incase you don't get it....Pi is an irrational number, and the I is used for imaginary numbers in math class.....I have no friends.....


Ok then what is the n symbol for?? :laugh:
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Re:J-MAC's daily dose of humor 13 years 5 months ago #7078

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hahah omg here's a video for you guys. I swear this looks exactly like me starting at the 2:50 mark when I try to hook up my wheel and play dtr2!! Hilarious!

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Re:J-MAC's daily dose of humor 13 years 5 months ago #7079

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Thats what you look like alright. lol especially when I'm racing with ya!! :laugh: I love how after that he said he was gonna show a fast and smooth lap, then smashed it in the wall. :laugh:
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J-MAC wrote:

Sorry Y'all. I forgot to do this yesterday. I'll give ya 10 pics instead of 5 to make up for it. :P


Incase you don't get it....Pi is an irrational number, and the I is used for imaginary numbers in math class.....I have no friends.....


Ok then what is the n symbol for?? :laugh:

That is Pi Shock.......not an n.....im such a nerd.....
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Re:J-MAC's daily dose of humor 13 years 5 months ago #7082

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As a math teacher i kinda know what they are :D
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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icefighter wrote:

As a math teacher i kinda know what they are :D

I think that might be a loophole.....you have to know what they are......the rest of the world doesn't.....you might be allowed to have friends..... :huh:
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5 more again today and I'll even throw in a comic for those that read this whole thing. :P


And this is why Mama T knows exactly where McGee Jr. is at all times. :P

I wish I was smart enough to think to do this on my tests in school...... :P

Anybody else hungry?? :silly:

For those that don't know.....I can't stand all that Twilight crap.....Vampires used to be cool and scary........now they.....sparkle? Dracula would rip that pansie apart in a heartbeat.


Now the comic!
Scratch that......site won't let me post it....... :angry: So I guess thats all for today! We'll try again tomorrow!
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Re:J-MAC's daily dose of humor 13 years 5 months ago #7156

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Here we go. 5 more for today and a comic if Shocks site wants to be user friendly. :silly:


BOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blow it up!!!! :silly:

He thinks I'm funny. :P

*click*......*click*......*click click*

Told you it was serious!!!!


And 2 hours later, I can finish my post. :P


Well, not the comic I wanted to post but good enough. Shocks site doesn't like VGCats I guess. :silly: Thats all for today Y'all!
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Good day ladies and gentlemen! Lets laugh at this stuff again today shall we??

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turn up your volume!!!!
Better eat them fuckin vitamins kiddies.

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Made it back again to post today. :P

Wheres the what? What cookie dough? It wasn't me..... B)

Recalculating.......

Nothings as fun as a big boom to start the day! :P

SLAP!

Comic today!


That's it for today Y'all!
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Re:J-MAC's daily dose of humor 13 years 5 months ago #7210

jmac come to 216 63 if u wanta run some more rodeo

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Here we go ladies and gentlemen, Another funny post just 1 day before the greatest day in the history of the world! ;)


Always! :P

Hoping this is everybodies reaction when they read this thread. :)

Probably not a good idea to watch a scary movie that has a storm in it when theres a big one going on outside at the same time......




I posted 6 instead of 5. Sue me. :P

Comic too!
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Back again today! Alright, I'm early and it hasn't been 24 hours yet.....sue me. :P


No thanks. I'll just live with what I got thank you.....

And it will speak to you when you wake up and realize you're really there.

Well, on one site I actually read them..... :silly:

*poke*



And now a comic since I'm in a good mood. :P


Thats it for today y'all! Enjoy!!
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Back again for some more laughs today......I think I got some funny ones......


Been there before.......many many times.

You make the call. Which sounds better?

And hes watching you now......

B)

Self-explanitory isn't it? B)


And a comic!


Thats all for today! See yas again tomorrow!
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THANK GAWD!!! It's finally Friday!!! (If I see any Rebecca Black songs here I'll shoot ya dead. :angry: ) So lets get some funny pictures up for today!



O.O COOOOOOOOOOOOKKKIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Walking......walking fast!

And this is why people don't let Shock borrow their car.

Silence........its the only thing I can think of......"hearing impairment"



And a comic for today as well!



Alright, thats all for now. Later!
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Well, laziness strikes again so this isn't the "Daily Dose of Humor" anymore......its just a dose.


Wow.....that was rather ironic there wasn't it?

All together now! "AWWWWW!"

WOOO!!!! Stronger pokemon rule!!!

My lack of activity here has left us with bugs........






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Re:J-MAC's dose of humor 13 years 4 months ago #7995

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Well what the hey. I'll do this today since I'm bored.


United we fail!

Please stop talking to me......

In case you didn't know......I can't stand that twilight crap......



Extra pic.

Thats a nightmare..... :(



I'll throw in a comic free!

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I'm just gonna start randomly posting pics one at a time now.......the editing stuff to add another pic mixed with my short attention span.........ooooh! A bug!!! *chases the bug up and down magical rainbows*
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I guess I'll put up a few pics while I'm here.
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