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Re:J-MAC's daily dose of humor 13 years 6 months ago #5987

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God I love those two. They're hilarious. :laugh: Ok! Now moving onto today and the 5 pics.


so confusing.......I think the world is ending.....
I look at my keyboard all the time.......
Ummmm.......why did I save this one again?

Well, thats it for those 5. Enjoy! See y'alls tomorrow with 5 more. And maybe a VGCats comic if ya want.
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Hmmmmm, no comment on if they were funny or not......oh well. I'll keep going anyway! Don't forget, feedback is ok and so is saving them and keeping these pictures yourself. :)


Just don't divide by zero ever.......
Like a mini explosion. It just shatters.
Don't question it, we all know its true.
Laugh and have bacon.......Ok! :)

Well, thats it for todays funny pictures! Enjoy y'all! I leave you with a VGCats comic to enjoy as well.
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Not sure if anybody is even looking at this anymore or not......oh well. Another 5 and a comic coming right up.

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We are reading! What's VGCats though? Pardon my stupidity.
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VLR_Shock wrote:

We are reading! What's VGCats though? Pardon my stupidity.

Stupidity pardoned Shock. I myself had no clue what VGCats was until I stumbled upon it about 5-6 months ago. Its a webcomic. Its mainly about video games and other things related to them. It stars 2 cats, Leo (the grey one) and Aeris (the pink one) As well as a few other regular characters. Check it out. www.vgcats.com You can view all the comics there if you don't feel like waiting for me to post them one by one. I believe its one of (if not the best) webcomic ever. Which is why its my main sponser for the rest of the year and on all my skins I made for myself.
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Ah-whoops......almost forgot about doing this today. Ehh-he he.....sorry bout that for those that say you are in fact reading/looking/mistakenlyclickingwhilelookingforsomethingelse. ^_^U Here we go! 5 more pics and another comic for the heck of it. (comics not rated pg.)


6+ legs? KILL IT!!! SKISH IT!!!!
Or because Shock spun me......damn you.....


and now the comic. Remember, these can be not PG. Don't say you weren't warned. I only post becase I think they're really effin funny.


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Back at it once again! 5 more pics and another comic for today!


Random strangers don't like to be pet. :P
I just know people want to tell me to do that.
Remember that everybody thats faster than me. Next race, wheels are optional. So you don't need them. :)




and the comic!

Thats it for today y'all! Enjoy!!!
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Here we go again with another 5 and I'll throw a comic in too!! I think y'all are still reading.....


I don't care. Its dark. I run.
Rage quit.
I go with Vibrate. And text during whatevers going on.
Faces rule!!! >.<


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This it y'all! Enjoy!!
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I think the pictures were funnier *sigh*
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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Pictures are coming. I'm going in the order that they're saved on my computer.......I think I have some bad tattoos, poorly dressed pics, and DIY fixes saved. They just gotta cycle thru. This was supposed to be the first pic tomorrow but I'll post it now.
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Thats better!!! I actually laughed out loud
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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See? Have faith in me Ice. Have faith. I haven't completely let you down yet.

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HAHA Thats a great one!!!
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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Since Ice has re-newed his faith in my hilarity, I will give another 5 pics today and another comic as well!


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His thoughts: "This is gonna hurt in the morning!!!"
:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
The Ducks are evil!!!!!!



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Thats it Y'all! Theres the five and the comic!! See ya's tomorrow!
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And just like that......I have bad news......J-MAC's Daily Dose of Humor......will be forced to lie dormant for the next few days.....couldn't even make up a post for today, Don't think I'll have one for tomorrow.....I just found out that I have a birthday party to go to.......what's different about it is that its for my great aunt......and I just learned that shes full of cancer.......So I'll be at that tomorrow. Not sure if I'll race or not.......sorry guys. I haven't been on much lately.


I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :silly:
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And after a week of dormancy.......Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, J-MAC'S DAILY DOES OF HUMOR HAS RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now lets see some pictures!!!!


Soon we will be pulling pants behind us on a little red wagon......thats the style. :huh:

See what the outside world thinks of us?? We're......mostly......good people.....if people at all......


Thats 5! We'll try it again tomorrow! :P
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k pretend we back in the old old days when u did a really bad crime they'd have a public execution where they used the guilletine...the big mofo that chops ya head off ..anyhoo theres shock, ice and jmac that did bad real bad things and they were up 4 execution. so they ask shock how is it u wanta go, on ur back or on ur tummy..shock says on my back..wanta see it come down. dude pulls cord and nothing happens.."hear ye hear ye by an act of God we hafta let this man be free." shock runs off...ice ur turn step up. "i wanta go on my tummy, screw that of seeing it" ice says. dude pulls cord nothing happens.."hear ye hear ye by an act of God this man is free...ice runs off. jmac ur turn how do u wanta go? "before i get up there y'all need to fix that darn thing" says jmac :ohmy:








maintenance dudes didnt figure it out in time so jmac became a free man and the rest is history. hadta have a good ending :)

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Lmao McGee you're crazy
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I live!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: That's funny McGee!

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Sorry Y'all. I forgot to do this yesterday. I'll give ya 10 pics instead of 5 to make up for it. :P


Incase you don't get it....Pi is an irrational number, and the I is used for imaginary numbers in math class.....I have no friends.....

I like cookies......O.O
hehehehehehehehe........ :P
So true..... :P


Ok. Thats it for today! Sorry again for forgetting yesterday. If you want a comic or another pic say somethin. B)
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