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Well, lets put another 5 up today. Why? Why not? Whose gonna stop me? The Moderators?? *thinks about it*.........oh wait......thats me......WHEW! At least I didn't say nothing mean about them!
Take your time.......I can wait........
I wonder if its combustable........(read the sig, then you'll get it.)
Actually, less than no one cares......so people don't care that aren't even born yet and they don't give a crap about it.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats all for today! Laugh and laugh some more!

Testing, testing......anybody out there? This thing on??
Yes!
Move the clock. I dare ya. I'll be WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over here while you do. Why? Oh......no reason.
I know people like that........annoying...as...hell....
Well, thats all for today! I'll be back again tomorrow!

Hello again people of this little ball of land and water! Oh, right! Earth!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw it!!!!!!!!!! I won't wipe and go straight home and shower.......
Buy the cookies........o.o buy. the. cookies.
Muah ha ha ha ha!!! Thats a good one.


Well, another day of laughs is done, as in no more pics for today.......don't think I'm stopping. Not yet.....

Boy, its been a bad year or so for the ocean hasn't it? First it was BP pumping gallons and gallons of oil into it, then there was the nuclear radiation from the earthquakes in Japan. Then, to top it all off, we bury Bin Laden at sea.......As if it wasn't bad enough as is already! Well anyway. Here are todays pics!


theres hope for my crap!
Shock should have this up on the site every time we have a problem.
DON'T PUSH THAT BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just sayin'. Legos rule.
*sigh*



Well, thats all for today boys and girls! See y'alls tomorrow!

I'm still here! Still chugging along with this. I hope somebodys reading this.......otherwise I'm just talking to myself........
Can i play with it when you're done???? Pleeeeeeeeeeease????????
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..................................
Yes!


Those are the five for today! Enjoy!

Good stuff J-Mac...If your driving ever gets as good as your posts your going to be dangerous

LMAO! Nice man. Just wait. I'm getting there. I'm gonna be spending some time getting used to driving manual and then I'll be even faster so I'll be able to keep up and be fighting like hell to win a league race.

Oy. Rough few days going here. I could use a laugh.


Please? It'll just feel safer here and more fun.
Don't touch me.........


That's it for today. I feel better now.

Well, I got nothing for today. So since I have no funny today, I'll double the funny picture count tomorrow. Yep. 10 pics tomorrow. So be sure to show up and see!

Wow, did the world run outta funny for one day?

Naw.....I'm just pulling the lazy card. Really wasn't online that much today. So I really couldn't get into it. Tomorrow will be better.

Alright boys and girls. I really gotta make up for not posting yesterday. So I'll try something new before I get to the 10 pics I promised.

A farmer and his wife wake up to the sound of the rooster crowing one morning, they lay there a while and his wife says "Honey, you know that farmer down the road right?" And the farmer replies "yeah." His wife goes "well, every morning before he heads out, his kisses his wife goodbye. Why don't you do that?" The farmer thinks about it for a second, then says "well, I reckon I could......but I don't really know her that well."

3 pigs walk into a convience store. The biggest pig walks up to the counter and asks for the biggest, most largest drink they have and gulps it right down, then asks where the bathroom is. The guy at the desk points it out and the pig goes into the bathroom. The middle pig comes up and asks for the biggest drink they have and he gulps it right down. He too asks where the bathroom is and the guy at the desk points it out once again. Then the littlest pig comes up to the desk and asks for the biggest drink they have and he gulps it right down. He stands there for a little while, doesn't say anything. The guy at the desk goes "aren't you gonna ask where the bathroom is?" The pig says "Nope. Don't you remember? I'm the piggy that goes 'wee wee' all the way home"



Alright! Now for the pics. I hope those jokes were funny.
Constant state of confusion allowed only.

Ewwwwww.........

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
Ummmmm......what?
Thank you. I don't think I woulda been able to figure that out on my own. Even with my high school edjamacation.
Then we will pee on you to put you out.
And nobody was ever caught speeding thru that part of town.
I still can't stand that saying.


Alright, I stopped being lazy, theres my make-up for not posting yesterday. Enjoy! I'll be back again tomorrow! (I should be)

Great Stuff Man!!!

woulda been great with my pic that got edited! of my worm boy!!!

It wasn't edited by me.

As promised, here I am and I'm not too lazy to post 5 pictures. So here they are!


Tv can make anything better.
I don't care what they say. Chicken tastes really friggen good.
Yes, very.
Now the sooner you realize that, the better.


Thats it for today. Happy friday y'all. And to those of you who go racing tonight, good luck!

saw this jab at kyle busch thought it was worthy of being on jmacs humor page!

Sorry J_Mac...seemed alittle subpar today (

Sorry Ice......Didn't mean to let you down. I'll give it another go in like 10 hours. Based on what I can tell, it won't be great tomorrow but hey, I got hundreds of pics, its gonna take a while to get thru them all and post the gold. I know I got some really good ones, just gotta give it time and get to them. So hang in there. The funny is coming man. And also, feel free to save any pics you really like. I don't mind.

In a despirate bid to make up for not being up to snuff earlier, I present to you, A Halo 2 parody VGCats comic. Created by Scott Ramsoomair. The creator of VGCats.