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Re:J-MAC's daily dose of humor 13 years 6 months ago #5302

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When did Sydni grow a penis?
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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hell i just noticed that lol, hehe

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Re:J-MAC's daily dose of humor 13 years 6 months ago #5305

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mama, how you figure that out



Because only you would put a red tie with a red shirt .... lmao .... i'm just pickin' :laugh:

And Mr. Ice, I sure hope she didn't grow a penis. You just tryin' to deny you gag around baby doodie. Don't feel bad, Rusty gags when he has to pick up dog doodie. :silly:

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Re:J-MAC's daily dose of humor 13 years 6 months ago #5307

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no one every told me that, they always say the one with the hair.

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Re:J-MAC's daily dose of humor 13 years 6 months ago #5308

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Mama Tiger wrote:

Alright now J-MAC and Ice, I warned you!

Ow.....I can taste my lunch. :X
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A whole new day has started so lets get some more laughs in........and try to forget that Sony gave away everybodys info that paid into the Playstation Network. Glad thats not me. :silly: This one reminds me of me. People do seem to leave me alone. ;)
DEFINATELY had that feeling before!!!! This is pretty much how I feel everyday while trying to keep up with some of you at these races......

That's all for today y'all! Laugh away! :laugh:
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icefighter wrote:

When did Sydni grow a penis?



They have surgical procedures for the "extra big" clitorus!
"Shakespeare"
A Coward Dies a thousand deaths! A hero? Only one!
"Charles Woods"
It's Better to Die a Hero, than Live as a Coward!!!

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Re:J-MAC's daily dose of humor 13 years 6 months ago #5368

I know a lot of ya'll already saw this, but I felt it was appropriate. If ya turn up the volume, you can hear him snoring. Enjoy!

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Re:J-MAC's daily dose of humor 13 years 6 months ago #5370

:blush: ughhhhhhh

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LMAFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That friggen hilarious!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo: :laugh: :woohoo: :laugh: :woohoo: :laugh:
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Re:J-MAC's daily dose of humor 13 years 6 months ago #5374

VLR_McGee wrote:

:blush: ughhhhhhh


i love you? that's whatcha get for yellin' at me last night :evil:

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If you yelled at her then its your fault. :P
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Well, its another day and we're Still alive even with this thread going. (click the link, its a video on one of my sponsers on ALL my cars. Pretty much a video made with Portal as the joke. If anybody here actually plays that....not sure.....) So since we haven't been shut down, let laugh again!
Wake up in the morning, see that in the sky.....better go back to bed. It's NOT going to be a good day.

Well, thats it for todays funny five! hehe.....funny five......they both start with F. :P
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Love Love Love the cloud one...I think I seen that one this morning...I shoulda stayed in bed
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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lol its just another day Ice. Just another day in this hell we call life. And we keep coming back for more. B)
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Speaking of coming back for more (clever huh? see what I did there? Yeah. B) ) its a new day so heres some new laughs!
:blink: :ohmy: uhhhhhh.......yeah......mice........ummmmmm, this can take a not so PG turn..........you've been warned.

Theres the five for today! Enjoy! :laugh:
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Here we go! 5 more for today!
I feel like those might be my last words.....hmmmm :dry:
Good enough reason for me to NEVER go there. :P
Much like me!! :laugh:


Thats all for today! Laugh with ya later!
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Another day, another dollar.........wait a minute........I'm not getting paid for this......hmmmmmm.......
My pringles are a little furry........and warm.... :blink:
Me. Daily. B)
We will get along. One way or another.

Thats all for today! :)
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Well, I think I'm the only one here at the moment and I also think I'm the only one viewing this thing since I'm the one constantly posting new pics. Oh well, maybe somebody will dig it up far off into the future and get a laugh. Then I won't be wasting my time. But I still wanna laugh too!
99% sure I said this before but it still stands. More than a good enough reason for me to NOT go there. :)
Why do I get the feeling we all know somebody like this??? :P
Ok, Shock, McGee, Rowdy and ANY of the DO!T guys.......No. And if I forgot anybody, its a no to them too. Don't do it. Don't even think of doing it. Or think about thinking of doing it. Just don't.
Exactly. :)

Well, thats it for today (unless you ask really nicely then I might post a bonus pic. :P ) Enjoy!
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5 more for today.
The sad part is.......its true.
All together now. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well, thats all for today! Enjoy!
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