LAS VEGAS, NV (November 17, 2011)- As we reach the 2nd half of November, we get closer and closer to the start of December, which means it's time to Just F*cking Race. JFR will start the season at a brand new track, JFR Complex. BLS_Flyer is the head nigger in the construction of the new speedway. Flyer's BBDC (Big Black Dick Construction) company is putting the final finishes on dirtworks and building infrastructure. The season opener will be on Tuesday, December 5th.
BLS Flyer is getting a big help from inactive racer Doit 49. As ordered by the judge, Tony is required to do 100 community service hours for his crimes against humanity. Tony is helping out by painting the walls and buildings on the complex's grounds in his prison issued orange jumpsuit.
Anyway, look for wonderful racing at these 12 racing facilities on the JFR Schedule; JFR Complex, Terre Haute 2k11, Eastbay 2k12, Knoxville 2k11, White Knuckle Superplex, Kokomo, Canadiagua, Brownstown 2k10, Portsmouth, RPM v2, and 2 other dates are TBD. JFR will be doing live qualifying this season for the first time.
$30 will be awarded to the series at championship banquet in Las Vegas, where we all can stay at A2d's place after and watch Faschek get drunk and make a total dumbass of himself. Look for multiple teams and teamless drivers to compete in the 2nd season of JFR.
JFR A2d- After setting the record for DNF's in a single season in any league, a2d switched motor programs and has been a top notch driver on dtr2 since the switch. Look for A2d to excel at Knoxville.
JFR 4h- As voted by his racing peers, the most "arrogant driver" in dtr2 will have something to prove. Look for Fas not to be a start and park driver at his own league, and be in contention for the championship. Fas should beast up Brownstown.
JFR Jim- Look for Jim to quit pissing people off, which should greatly help improve his performances because there will be no target on his back. Jim will bring his game when the series heads to Kokomo.
JFR17- Look for the nameless driver to make a big step up in the dtr2 world by becoming a regular in amains.
JFR Lastplace- Look for LP to back up his name, and rack up some lastplace finishes while gulping down taco's at an alarming rate.
JFR Duster- Watch for the John Deere machine to be a consistent driver in the series and end up with a very respectabe points finish.
VLR Wheel- Look for season 1's champ and the punkass to be tough as nails again, but it will be hard for him to repeat because dogs like Rain are sick of this mofo winning all the time. Expect heel to win everywhere because he likes Aaron Rodgers dick and he believes it's his destiny.
VLR Shock- Look for Shock cock to run great at his type of tracks, slick and short. All other tracks he will keep himself in contention by running over everyone to get to the front.
WFO Ice- look for him not to show up because his Ice Age machine lacks sponsorship making it tough for him to race. If Ice were to show up, he will be tough at Knoxville. But he most likely won't show up since he can't get a sponsor after talking shit about his previous ones.
WFO Rain- Look for the Rainjobber to be a series contender, while creating even more bitter tastes with those of team VLR. Expect Vegas to put Rain as the favorite at Terre Haute. The current over/under in Vegas on number of Rainjobs™ for this season is 36.
WFO Zombie- Look for Zombie to be a good boy at JFR.
WFO King- Look for many wrecks that will most likely include King due to his twitching and instant jerking of his steering wheel. King will be racing for the Tourettes Organization this season.
WFO Gibbz- Gibbz should become a force to reckon with due to his additional backing from WFO. Expect him to go WFO a couple of times and cause some wrecks and bitch to no end about stupid shit though.
BLS Flyer- Expect the nigger to be up front all the time, because he is black and black people are naturally fast. Fly will be a threat specifically at Eastbay, but VLR_Shock should own him there.
BLS 42- BW will be the most prepared of anyone for the new JFR season as he is probaly getting his 3 million laps in right now for all the tracks. BW can pull a win off at Portsmouth with a little luck on his side in the $25 to win Valentine's race.
BLS Jsn- Jsn will probaly have his worst season ever at any league he has ever run. This due to a lack of drafters on the JFR schedule. Maybe Jsn can make an amain at Canadiuga. Otherwise he will be there to help booster the car counts mainly. Thanks for supporting JFR, jsn. Don't forget to move over for the leaders when being lapped.
BLS 34- Look for the slower of the two Jim's to become a quality driver and pull of some good runs with a high points finish. Will luck into a top 3 at a track someone least expects
Doit 49- once he gets out of jail and finishes his community service hours, look for Tony to come in at the end of the season and cause some havoc and piss of people while being rusty as hell. It's a shame the Canadian Crackhead can't stay out of jail long enough to help his dtr2 career.
XCR 58- Longtime racer Bullet will be a great addition at the after race parties and should provide some entertainment and good stories, but expect him to putz around out on the track and park it after five laps.
Jmac- maybe Jmac will surprise the dtr2 world and make an amain again at JFR, and prove his 1 amain appearance at last years season was no fluke. It's more likely that he will cause major wrecks and not escape out when he flips, though.
Hoots- look for his Jmac designs car to be a hit among kids, but otherwise, dont expect much speed wise from Hooters.
Squirrel- I hope he passes out before 7pm central on every Tuesday night so we can focus on the task at hand, which is winning, and not his drunk ass making stupid comments about shit no one cares about.