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Last Person To Post Wins. 13 years 1 month ago #14569

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No really ice.. Is it true?
It's such a shame, They gonn miss this plane.

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bet i can make you laugh and no this didnt happen to me found it on the web


The two most embarrassing moments of my life happened when I was 12. One day I was standing by the lockers in basketball shorts and I happened to get a boner. I just kept talking hoping she wouldn`t notice. Unfortunately it lifted upwards and pulled my shorts up with it. She feels it brush against her thigh and looks down to see my left pant leg hiked up to my waist with my penis sticking out from underneath. She yells, `` whoa your dick`s poppin` out and it`s huge!`` That would have been almost nice if it hadn`t drawn the attention of everyone standing around. It was mortifying to say the least.

Then about one month later I was sitting in math and I fell asleep. According to my classmates the teacher called my name and told me to wake up. I responded, ``No...don`t stop. That feels good... No, suck it, harder... harder. Ohhh, that feels good...`` I then woke up to peels of laughter from 50 people and to make matters worse I had had a ``nocturnal emmission`` and the girl next to me yelled, ``ewww... he cummed on the floor.`` I was so embarrassed that I barfed all over the guy in front of me. Needless to say I went home early and didn`t come back for a week when the principal promised to suspend anyone who mentioned the incident.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

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Last Person To Post Wins. 13 years 1 month ago #14572

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Sorry to ruin your dreams Fas but no it was not true...I dont know of a "Dicks Bar" anywhere around here.
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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Last Person To Post Wins. 13 years 1 month ago #14574

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No wonder you beat me all the time ice, hearing these dudes voices get you so amped up like dale jr, you make it hard to beat you.
It's such a shame, They gonn miss this plane.

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Last Person To Post Wins. 13 years 1 month ago #14578

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I win way more than Dale Jr. Although you win about that much.
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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I was rly getting to the part were you both are gay...And ice since its getting to me never winning. I do pretty good every race thats not a draft track..Ill give you credit you win on them non talent tracks..Im cosistant at them all,draft an Talent tracks...You kinda avoid them if you cant heavy draft.....I guess i'll take my 5-7 places finishes....As long as you arent a faget, ill take losing to you..

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and of course you will reply, "you beat me all the time"...and 3/4 of these clowns will agree cause they get hardons for you, and they dont like how i get on here and say how gay they are I guess..esp the admins an mods cause its passed around like a cheap whore on here with overrpowered slap nuts...[except a few] ...Which is okay...But I gotta go to the bank Ice. Its been fun hova....

honestly this forum is good though and i actually enjoy reading some stupid shit lol.
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Last Person To Post Wins. 13 years 1 month ago #14586

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There are lots of tracks that I dont care for that I race and still usually run top 3 (Attica, KsT, McKean) but I always race them when i can and am always towards the front. So as far as avoiding a track i never do. I have seen you leave several times when your not as fast as everyone though.

And I dont dislike them because they are not draft tracks, I dislike them because they are one grooved and I prefer the multi grooved tracks.
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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Last Person To Post Wins. 13 years 1 month ago #14587

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You dogs should just agree to disagree.
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Last Person To Post Wins. 13 years 1 month ago #14588

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Common Jim...Whats the fun in that?
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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Last Person To Post Wins. 13 years 1 month ago #14590

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Now thats some really close racing there Jim.
A main wins: 151*'

B main wins: 50

C main wins: 5

D main wins: 1

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Heat race wins: 339***

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Last Person To Post Wins. 13 years 1 month ago #14591

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icefighter wrote:

There are lots of tracks that I dont care for that I race and still usually run top 3 (Attica, KsT, McKean) but I always race them when i can and am always towards the front. So as far as avoiding a track i never do. I have seen you leave several times when your not as fast as everyone though.

And I dont dislike them because they are not draft tracks, I dislike them because they are one grooved and I prefer the multi grooved tracks.


Attica 09 and KsT aren't one grooved tracks. McKean is 1 1/2
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The 1st Attica was 1 groove and KsT is 1 groove in the lates...Ive never seen the other 1/2 groove at McKean...Now Im not saying those are bad tracks just not my cup of tea. KsT is the best track on the game in the Sprints though
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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KsT isn't one grooved in the lates. OAS_BR and VLR_v56 (and someone else can't remember), have won from the high line hitting 40s
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news.yahoo.com/video/odd-15749658/seattl...ssault-26895615.html

Seattle's Super Hero...Think this may be DK
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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Yeah but the guys that can run up there are long gone
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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Last Person To Post Wins. 13 years 1 month ago #14596

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Hey DB, look at all this activity. Wouldnt be possible if it was locked, right?
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Last Person To Post Wins. 13 years 1 month ago #14598

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Hey jim...what's going on with the jfr quick deal? Im in the vent...bt nobodys here.

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I think its gonna start next tuesday.
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