Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
everyone was getting laid, even the mouse.
With Ma in her whore house and dad in jail,
Shock had just settled down for a nice piece of tail...
When out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter,
Shock sprang from his sister-in-law to see what was the matter.
He threw open the shudders and threw out the hash,
tripped over his boner and busted his ass.
And out on the lawn but what should appear
but a rusty ol' sleigh, and 8 fucking reindeer.
Out of the sleigh jumped a big, fat dick...
and I knew in an instant it must be St. Prick.
"To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls,
on you bastards before I cut off your balls!"
He came down the chimney like a bat outta Hell,
and I knew for a fact the poor fucker had fell.
He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick for Eric41 the queer.
Then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
that son of a bitch, he blew the damn thing apart!
And he cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight,
"Fuck you all, I've had one hell of a night!"
"Merry Christmas Everyone" Enjoy and be safe...
