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Are you tired of being bombarded with skin requests for sleek, cool looking cars with awesome detail and shiny graphics? Have you ever wanted to create a skin that could force other drivers to throw up or have seizures? Are you bored out of your mind and looking for a new, exciting challenge?

This is the opportunity of a lifetime.

Me: lousy rookie driver who took up online racing one month ago. I'm slow, I lack complete control of the car, and I finish last at almost every track I compete at.

You: talented skin painter

Conditions: You paint a skin worthy of rolling past the finish line consistently in 7th place. I won't limit your creativity, other than I'd really appreciate it if you put numbering and decals in traditional spots so that the end product looks something like the other cars on the track.

I'll pledge to use the Gen 5 skin you create for the next sixth months. I won't be caught without it. No matter how heinous or embarrassing, anyone else who downloads it and happens to be in a race with me will get to leave the atrocious creation in their exhaust fumes. If I am caught running without it, I'll undergo self-imposed suspension and mail you a basket of homemade cookies.

The rest is up to you.

Want to experiment with ugly and seldom-used colors? Go for it. (baby blue and brown, anyone?)
Want to make my primary sponsor Tampax, Prozac, or Summer's Eve? I'll represent them all proudly.
Feel like paying tribute to back marker drivers like Derrick Cope, Carl Long, or Kenny Wallace? I'll pretend to be those NASCAR also-rans as you blow my doors off.

Why would I agree to these conditions? Simply put, I want to get better. Right now, I'm a crappy driver. I don't deserve to have a cool, fast looking, awesome skin. I need an ugly car for six months so that I get motivated to put in some seat time and work at getting faster.

Serious inquiries only.

Ill make u any skin u want... it wont be crappy lookin i can guarantee that.. haha i dont make crappy lookin skins but i will give it a shot if u want.. private message me any requests u want.. types of chassis u want it on and ect.

This sounds like a job for squirrel. I think everyone should put that much effort into their skin requests and maybe they wouldn't swap them out every other day lol. Be sure and post what # you want. That was funny to read.

Tony would be a cookie makin MOFO wouldnt he?

KP working on the skin?

i will be as soon as he tells me what he wants... like number wise and all that good stuff

Ah, alright. Well, if you want to pass it off, I got no work right now. Just painting my own cars. lol

Whoops. In the event of all my craptastic posting, I neglected to specify a number.

My favorite number is 21, but there are already several guys using it. As a kid, I went to Salina Highbanks Speedway a lot, and one of the best drivers there in IMCA modifieds was No. 61.

So please, slap 61 on an ugly Bloomquist Gen 5 and I will be forever grateful.