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My dog ate my ______________.
The only thing better than a cookie is ____________________.
If I had _______________ I’d buy you a ________________.
I can’t come to work today because ______________.
I’ve totally given up on ______________________.
I’ll _____________ if it’s the last thing I do.
My life would be complete if __________________________.
_______ makes the world go around.
The pot called the kettle _________.
It really annoys me when ______________________.
My mother always said ______________.
So far today I’ve __________ a __________ and I’ve ___________.
In my pocket there’s a _______________________________________.
I was right in the middle of ________________ when _______________.
I’d rather eat ___________ than ___________.
Don’t go away mad, just _____________.
I can’t believe you _______________!
My _______ has improved remarkably since _______.
______ will keep us ______.
Might as well face it, I’m addicted to ___________.
The next person to ring my doorbell had better ____________.

My dog ate my cookie.
The only thing better than a cookie is a dead dog.
If I had gunI’d buy you a shirt with a target on it.
I can’t come to work today because ive got a league race in 16 hours.
The pot called the kettle shock.
My spanish has improved remarkably since they built a taco bell in town.

My dog ate my _
homework_____________.
The only thing better than a cookie is a pickle____________________.
If I had _worms______________ I’d buy you a __fish______________.
I can’t come to work today because _i need 2 practice dtr2_____________.
I’ve totally given up on _quittin' dippin'_____________________.
I’ll _race a super late____________ if it’s the last thing I do.
My life would be complete if _i had a super late_________________________.
_racing______ makes the world go around.
The pot called the kettle terkoys_________.
It really annoys me when _i have booger and cant reach it_____________________.
My mother always said _you a hodawg_____________.
So far today I’ve _sweated like_________ a mofo__________ and I’ve __farted 3 times_________.
In my pocket there’s a __knife_____________________________________.
I was right in the middle of _eating a taco_______________ when __the taco ate back_____________.
I’d rather eat __a taco_________ than __a fish_________.
Don’t go away mad, just __git da he## out___________.
I can’t believe you _got 1 of those______________!
My eyes_______ has improved remarkably since i closed them_______.
racing______ will keep us _sane_____.
Might as well face it, I’m addicted to _maters__________.
The next person to ring my doorbell had better _have pizza___________.

My dog ate my cats sh*t.
The only thing better than a cookie is anything.
If I had money I’d buy you a high-five.
I can’t come to work today because its tired outside.
I’ve totally given up on purposely letting people down.
I’ll drive a racecar if it’s the last thing I do.
My life would be complete if it ends.
money makes the world go around.
The pot called the kettle __________.
It really annoys me when ___. - everything annoys me
My mother always said never put salt in your eyes.
So far today I’ve done a lil of a lil of that , yu know just some stuff.
In my pocket there’s a fistful of "i dnt give a f*ck".
I was right in the middle of doin nothin when i found this fkn thing.
I’d rather eat food than the skin peeling frmo the top of my mouth.**i just burned the roof of my mouth real bad and its all peely
Don’t go away mad, just go away once ive made you mad too.
I can’t believe you posted this!
My free time has improved remarkably since ive retired.
1 match and a gollan of gasoline will keep us amused.
Might as well face it, I’m addicted to _______.
The next person to ring my doorbell had better be half dead , on fire , 1 eye , no arms , being pecked by birds and NOT crying.

My dog ate his own $hit.
The only thing better than a cookie is Mint Choc Chip ice cream.
If I had a milion bucks, I’d buy you absolutely nuthin'.
I can’t come to work today because I have to wash the clothes, clean the house, and make dinner.
I’ve totally given up on trying to have a conversation with Rusty while he's racing.
I’ll convince Rusty to gimme a lil girl if it’s the last thing I do.
My life would be complete if I had a lil girl.
Little girls make the world go around.
The pot called the kettle to let him know Mama T makes some mean Potato Soup.
It really annoys me when my Chinese neighbors are arguing and I can't understand a dang word they're saying.
My mother always said I had a smart mouth.
So far today I’ve ordered a pizza and I’ve made Ryan do a good bit of housework. =)
In my pocket there’s a hair clip b/c it's so HOT in South Carolina.
I was right in the middle of sleeping when I woke up.
I’d rather eat a hot dog than a taco. =D
Don’t go away mad, just kick their a$$.
I can’t believe you idiots continue to argue on the forum about who's winkie is bigger!
My aim has improved remarkably since I've been with Rusty.
Nothing will keep ya'll from sounding like a bunch of women fighting.
Might as well face it, I’m addicted to Rusty.
The next person to ring my doorbell had better have a pizza and my Chicken Bacon Ranch sandwich.