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Playlist for tonight, get some practice in!

Walk this Way - Run D.M.C.
All about that bass - Meghan Trainor
Love me like you do - Ellie Goulding
Bitchin Camaro - The Dead Milkmen
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
Tim Mcgraw - Taylor Swift
Problem - Iggy and Ariana Grande
Wheels Laugh - Wheel
David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust

I'll be showing off my range tonight. Gonna try to win the Billy Ray song and the Ariana Grande song as well as belting out Tim McGraw good enough to make the Buckingham palace guards shed a tear because its so good. If anybody beats me on that I'll tear this place down so bad that Karl will feel sorry for it and put up a beautiful eulogy.

Who's name did I spell wrong?

You put "Talyor" you dyslexic tone deaf nondriving piece of shark food.

oh

DeadBolt wrote: hi, srf meet this shit
shit meet srf
now be on your way
this ridiculousness does not need to be promoted
its a fucking joke to see it on the facebook page

I have decided I don't agree, I don't want to be on the same side as him.

Why don't you two just go braid DB's wifes' hair.

ok
ill actually attempt to be nice

what does karaoke have to do with racing?
is this an actual racing series/event?
if not
is it real?
do you and all those listed actually sing?
if it is a real racing series/event, what are the rules, tracks, chassis?

1. It doesn't have much other than a relaxation tool after racing.
2. Actual karaoke.
3. It happens every night.
4. Yes, we all sing*.





*Everyone but jmac, rain, shock, bull, rb, bw, domper, DO!T3, AIR_69, X94.

Get your magnifying glass out

I agree with the part that it doesn't belong on the DTR2 facebook page. If you wanna talk about it here that's fine if you wanna actually have these things happen then go right ahead, but promoting this on the FB page to me is just not right. That's where I stand.

Stand on my di..nevermind

KingGinger with Ellie FKING Golding!

DUDE YOU LEGEND!

Can I do this fun run from my phone, or iPad? And what about Mac? I've been trying for days to get it to work. (End of the sarcasm)

Fun fact, you can talk in vent on Android with Ventriloid or something. If you're on Apple then you're SOL as far as I know.

edit: Never mind lol. itunes.apple.com/us/app/ventrilode/id486115720?mt=8

no tayler swift songs. she sucks

GOLDFIHS

2/2/2014 Chicks Bar Ashtabula, Ohio

8 singers came to the once alive and fun town of Ashtabula. Now, however, this town is just a bunch of prostitutes and heroin addicts that weren't good enough to cut it as a Cleveland Whore.

One of these singers was fresh off of a win at 11pm madness, Licmer. He came in boasting about his win and immediately put his own touches on the Karaoke microphone, which he said would make it sound smoother and have better grip for the singers. He also made sure to point out that the original microphone wasn't very good and was too slippery for the new singers to get used to. To achieve this affect, he said he just had to make small changes to the params and car.str files.

Another one of these singers was the hometown-hero Goldfish. He was about to blast the roof off
of Chicks Bar. The other 6 drivers were: Shock, Ginger, JMAC, db, BW, and last but not least Eric. After the discussions, the Gennesse Beer (number one choice at Chicks) was served and karaoke could commence, thanks to the great new microphone Licmer had installed. Right before we started X94 wandered in and slipped on the floor. He then complained about the floor slickness said fuck it and left. After he left, Licmer came in and regripped the floor to give it better traction so no one else would slide on it the rest of the night.

The first song was Walk This Way by Run D.M.C. Eric won this song, but only because nobody could be bothered to actually listen to his voice. They gave him the first song so he would shut up the rest of the night.

The next song was All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor. Shock made this song his bi*ch and absolutely crushed it. Even Meghan herself came in and kissed Shock.

After that came Love me Like you do by Ellie Goulding. Again Shock made this song his bi*ch and crushed two in a row. Now Ellie came in and kissed Shock, well Meghan was not happy and they got into a cat fight which prolonged the action. This eventually turned sexual and caused the action to pause for about 30 minutes while everyone recorded the scene in front of them.

Next on the plate was Bitchin Camaro by The Dead Milkmen. Goldfish won this song, easily. He knew it so well that he even had someone drive a camaro through the wall after the chorus, striking and injuring ATR_Eric in the process.

Next was Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus. JMAC won this one, but we all knew he was going to because two nights ago he started to foam at the mouth demanding country music.

Next was Tim McGraw by Traylor Swift. JMAC won again, and was expecting that Traylor would barge through the door and kiss him, but Tim McGraw did instead. After JMAC sheepishly wiped Tim's loving kisses off of his facial area, the next song would commence.

Next song was Problem by Iggy and Ariana Grande. DB won this one in a big upset, but he didn't care. He was there for the beer, and also for more beer. Ariana came through the door, took a look at DeadBolt, and decided to not kiss him. She then scanned the room and saw Ginger. She went and sat on his lap for the rest of the night.

Next was Wheel's (AIR18) laugh, an original song recorded by VLR_Shock a couple years ago. BW created a pitch perfect rendition of the short audio clip. So perfect in fact that we sent the recording in to Karl for further testing. Karl said he would compare it to the sound bites from the other singers to see if BW was hypersinging or not. Please allow 3 days for the full review.

Next was David Bowie by Ziggy Stardust. Licmer won, by mumbling the song through the microphone. Everyone else was so intoxicated that it sounded normal, so he got to slide. Looks like a tie breaker folks, between VLR_Shock and BLS_J-Mac!

The tie breaker was chosen by Goldfish and it was Never Gonna Give you Up by Rick Astley. Shock couldn't get through the song without laughing at Ariana and Ginger telling redhead secrets to one another. So BigMac won and made it two in a row. GFJ.

Thanks to all that came out. See you tomorrow night!

I couldn't get it done in my hometown... I'm a hometown-zero, just like RainMan.

Is this song open for tonight? If so ill get my spandex out and tease my hair.