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JFR Speedway 14 years 5 months ago #16569

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JFR speedway is awesome. Got distracted on backstretch by KFC bucket when i tried to reach through monitor with my hand. Drove around track ground for hours before i gave up on my search for the elusive KFC Franchise. I will continue tonight, after I help my wife move out, something about wasting all my time she says, whatever , there is chicken a foot. You track designers are awesome.

Updated site. www.wix.com/kirok75/jfr_lastplace

Also starting short series next week. Schedule will not be released and points will not be tallied. In fact, I already declare myself champion, and cancel the remaining races.
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

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Re: JFR Speedway 14 years 5 months ago #16570

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LMAO LP...I think you should do a weekly dtr2 show about somethin in vent lol
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Re: JFR Speedway 14 years 5 months ago #16571

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LP's driving tips:

1. Gurd your loins
2. Plug in controller or wheel or bearskins, whatever you use.
3. Turn Dirt Track Racing 2 on your computer
4. Go to browser, whoever has the most points in room , instantly insult with something like ,"I defiled your mother recently". Then tell everyone that "its on now"
5. When race starts, go into turn one as fast and low as you can, remember to not lift off accelerator because you have something to proove. This is still real to me(See Tosh .0)
6. After the ensuing carnage, bitch about everyone wrecking you and leave. Go to new browser room
7. Repeat steps 1-6 till you run out of rooms on browser. Post your email address on VLR and wait for Roger Penske or Rick Hendrick to get a hold of you.
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Re: JFR Speedway 14 years 5 months ago #16572

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JFR speedway is great stuff. Good Job Fly, i see your a jim hater with all the graffiti on the walls. lol.

Hey LP, is that your rig there where you sit in which you race? Badass
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Re: JFR Speedway 14 years 5 months ago #16573

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thx im not a jim hater i just had to bust ya up a lil
Better eat them fuckin vitamins kiddies.

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Re: JFR Speedway 14 years 5 months ago #16576

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Gonna have to make sure to get this track...Will be looking for some new tracks when WFO starts back up in Jan. (Shameless plug)
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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Re: JFR Speedway 14 years 5 months ago #16588

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Really good job F1, Thanks a lot broski.
It's such a shame, They gonn miss this plane.

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Re: JFR Speedway 14 years 5 months ago #16589

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very shameless :S
np fas
Better eat them fuckin vitamins kiddies.

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Re: JFR Speedway 14 years 5 months ago #16616

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Track looks great. Can't wait to race on it.
A main wins: 151*'

B main wins: 50

C main wins: 5

D main wins: 1

Dash wins: 133

Heat race wins: 339***

Championships: 15*

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