Sharon, OH (Nov. 16, 2011)- With the addition of new clay on the historically shitty Sharon Speedway, nobody knew what would happen. What happened, was very epic and night no one will forget soon. The teams with the greatest hatred of each other, Team VLR and Team WFO, were the ones to quickly get out front, with Wheel (VLR_18) representing VLR and Rainman representing WFO.
The two ran side by side for 20 laps with very little contact. Rain called Wheel a "punk" on his radio after Wheel got sick of running side by side with him and tried to dice it up by going into the corners harder and doing some Rainjobs™ on the man who invented the term for shitty slidejobs. Rainman would have none of his own medicine and he decided to fling that shit right back at Wheel.
The two jerk-offs both raced for a couple more laps with both drivers giving each other the bird while taking their eyes off the track. While the action on the track was heating up, so was action pitside and in the stands. Wheels crew chief DS5 decided to take action in his own hands.
DS5 took a ten pound lead weight off BLS Jsn's slow-ass car as he once again failed to make the A Main. Actually, Jason didn't even qualify to the B main. Overall it was just another shitacular night for the v6 machine, but at least his lead weights were put to good use.
Anyway, DS5 ran up to the catch fence in turn two and threw an Aaron Rodgers style spiral into the cockpit of Rain's car. The weight hit Rain right between the eyes and knocked him out unconscious for a brief second (At least that was the excuse Rainman used after the race).
Coincidentally, Wheel was on the outside of Rain, and Rain pushed up into Wheel. There was the track entrance from the pits on the exit of turn 2, and Wheel ended up hitting the water barrels head on which helped dampen the head-on blow.
The only damage to Wheel's ugly orange car was to his front bumper. Wheel decided to get back on track and slowly wait for leader Rainman to come back around, and give his nemesis a taste of his own shit. Wheel proceeded to wall the leader WFO_Rainman in turn 2, which ended up stalling Rains car on the topside of the track in a heaping hunk of shit. The final 20 laps proceeded with polesitter A2d inheriting the lead after all the chaos, while trying to hold of Flyer for the win.
Just when you thought the chaos was over, Rain decided to crawl out of his x59 machine and jump in front of Wheel in the final three laps of the race in an effort to stop Wheel with his own bare hands, and all 180 pounds of dumbassery in his body.
Wheel managed to avoid Rainman's stupid ass tactics, but JFR*A2d was the unlucky one and just f*cking plowed Rainman a new asshole. A2d stalled on the middle of the track with a hole in his radiator from Rainman's tiny egomaniac brain.
Many cars hit the stalled car of A2d, and the few cars that managed to avoid A2d could not avoid Rainman laying in the middle of the track, and they smacked the wall head on. The race was so f*cked up the officials still don't even know who won. As usual, VLRSPN reporters were on hand in the pits to witness the drama.
After Rain was miraculously cleared from the infield care center, Wheel gave his opinion on Rain. "I raced the guy clean for 20 laps and than he pulls his bullshit. He's an asshole who needs to expect retaliation when he does stupid shit."
Rain replied back by saying, "Go suck Aaron Rodger's dick, the only reason you were on my ass was of the draft. I'm the best they ever was homie. You can take that to the Gosh Dang bank brotha."
Rain also admitted he pinched Wheel a little bit but he didnt expect a 10 pound weight flying throught his cockpit over some good hardcore racing. Rain than called Wheel a punk multiple times and referred to Wheel as a "wannabe Shock," which is one of the worst insults any driver can give to another.
BLS series official says a decision will be made on the race Thursday afternoon, way later than normal after bush league moves by a bunch of jackwagons in Wednesday nights A Main. Can we expect suspensions for Wheel and Rain? I don't know, but we will find out Thursday, hopefully.
