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This guy once won a VLR race with 39 cars in attendance including VLR_Shock, JFR*A2D, Blaze, Icefighter, BW43, Wheel, RB, McGee, Doit 0, Karl, BLS_Jason, Gage, Spridal, Gates, Geisler, Kevin, Deadbolt, JW and many more. He says he's ready to come back and was quoted as saying "I'll be a beast again" and "F*ck everyone." He is a driver who lives 4,200 miles away from me in the far reaches of civilization, in Northwest Alaska. The driver known as the "Alaskan Assassin," and no, I'm not talking about fellow Alaska racer, Hoover4h. This guy has not raced a VLR race in just over two years, and recorded a fifth place finish on that day. On the banks of the Jim River (It's real, look it up. Bettles, AK) he lies, to get to the Continental US, he flies. Welcome back man

This is where he lives

I call bs on this?

It's true.

Quotes:
ill be a beast. and bring the vlr forums back to life

we've had a damn warm winter here in Jim Falls this year

yeah bro. its happening

thx for reminding me. i havent left home yet so i just put my controller into my bag

ill download all the stuff tomorrow and try race tomorrow

np. see u tomorrow

I am not exactly sure why its called Jim River, but i think a guy named Bartolomeu Perestrelo, a Portuguese sailor came upon this river. Bartolomeu and his crew of sailors fought rough rapids going down the Jim Falls section of Jim River. Seumus (translates to Jim in Portuguese), who died in the navigation of Jim Falls, was given the honor of his name being used in the naming of the river.

My real name is James, while my dad's name is Seumus. We just like to honor our early explorers so people of Bettles name there kids after previous sailors who died fighting the treachourous Jim Falls.

We get food by airplane, the little body of water in the top, middle of the picture is where the floatplanes or seaplanes land.

he would be a great Call of Duty player since the game is already full of trolls.

Now all we need is fasheck to Come back and maybe bubba the bass will make some appearances.

F1yer wrote: he would be a great Call of Duty player since the game is already full of trolls.

One of the best trollers in the game. And current number one Alaskan troll in DTR2

Faschek returns in a few days as well as I just shipped him a PS2 TO PC adapter

F1yer wrote: he would be a great Call of Duty player since the game is already full of trolls.

That's what I been playing the past 2.5 years but my roommate left and took his xbox with him.

JFR_Jim wrote:

F1yer wrote: he would be a great Call of Duty player since the game is already full of trolls.

That's what I been playing the past 2.5 years but my roommate left and took his xbox with him.

WOW, what an EPIC return Post!!!!!!!!

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE STARTED RACING SINCE MID 2012.

This is the guy who narrowly finished 2nd in the Cleanest Driver of 2011 award to VLR_McGee. This is the guy who finished 4th in the biggest crybaby of DTR2 award. This is the beast who WON the most underrated driver in DTR2 ahead of BLS_BW43! JFR_MOFUCKKIN JIM!

VLR_Shock wrote: FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE STARTED RACING SINCE MID 2012.

This is the guy who narrowly finished 2nd in the Cleanest Driver of 2011 award to VLR_McGee. This is the guy who finished 4th in the biggest crybaby of DTR2 award. This is the beast who WON the most underrated driver in DTR2 ahead of BLS_BW43! JFR_MOFUCKKIN JIM!

Dude shut it lol, you are obsessed with Jim, im beginnning to think you to are gay together

We are!!!!

Let me know when you race Jim, I will join as well...This game needs some swagger back to it.

lol.

JFR_Jim wrote:

F1yer wrote: he would be a great Call of Duty player since the game is already full of trolls.

That's what I been playing the past 2.5 years but my roommate left and took his xbox with him.

I play on ps3. Ive never played on 360 because i dont like the controllers.