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Life Explained 14 years 4 months ago #1126

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iin no way take credit for this , found it on another forum and copied and pasted , i thought it was funny


On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed......

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God agreed......

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again......

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you
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Re: Life Explained 14 years 4 months ago #1127

awesome post db and very true, but don't none of u get 2 thinkin ol geezer's in his last 10 and barking already lol. good point abt the comparison to family 2 man. i was raised an only child, but a very strict father..hard nosed as they come..run a business in mechanical field..plumbing piping a/c..mill work, hard work so all i ever knew. no bros or sisters so, maybe this the family of them i needed lol. u right 2 abt 4give but dont 4get, i'm mad as a wet hen sometimes but am laughing abt it 5 mins later and realizing i didnt lose any money and what happened 2 me was better than me doing the same to another guy. imma shut up now ryno wants me 2 run a few with him.

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