Breakfast:Denny's All-American Grand Slam with 3 large cokes
Mid Morning Snack:Bag of Martin's Chips 12oz.
Late Morning pick me up: 10 Leftove Hot wings with blue cheese and a 2 liter bottle of Diet Pepsi
Lunch: Pizza Hut lunch buffet....to numerable to write here. 3 diet Pepsi
Brunch: Leftover pizza I forced my wife to hide in her purse from Pizza Hut and crumbs stuck in my chest hair from my mid morning snack.
Supper: China House Buffet, I ate a lot, but was forced to leave at gunpoint by some Chinaman name Master Lao before I was finished. Thought about risking my life for one more plate of walnut shrimp, but instead made a distraction by urinating in their elaborate wishing fountain while my wife filled her purse up with General Tso's Chicken. I don't know who this Tso guy is, but give up the army and start cooking full time, you rock man.
Dessert: Went to Walmart, Girl Scouts spotted me a mile away. I am saddened to report that I owe my next 6 months of wages to an 8 year old named Amber.
Diner: Finished up the Tso'sChicken and headed to Taco Bell. Parked in my complimentary parking space right next to the entrance reserved for high rollers like me. Didn't buy anything but helped myself to about 60 packets of free hot sauce that I poured onto napkins and licked them like Kim Kardashian on a random black guy......Note to self, buy more toilet paper.
I-don't-even-know-what-to-call-this-meal: Even I have no explanation for the following.....ate entire bowl of dog food, even got to blame the dog for being a fat , flatulent pig for gorging himself while my wife filled out an organ donors card for me.
Thats about it