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Poem to Jackson 12 years 7 months ago #26796

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Some people race
What about you?
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice
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Re: Poem to Jackson 12 years 7 months ago #26797

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icefighter wrote: Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Some people race
What about you?


LMFAO that is true.. i mean i dont race a lot of events but at least i like to practice and run with ppl for fun

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Re: Poem to Jackson 12 years 7 months ago #26798

Another one for Jackson....

Our cars are fast
Your car is slow
You dont race
Thats how we know.
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Re: Poem to Jackson Montana 12 years 7 months ago #26800

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Heres another

Some people race and some people dont
Jackson Montana says that he wont
He like to come in and run his face
But he is a loser and will lose the race.
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice
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Re: Poem to Jackson Montana 12 years 7 months ago #26803

Lmfao!!

Another one for the attention deprived Loser!

Jackson Montana comes on this forum day after day
Beg'n for attention in his usual way
He hides like a girl wearing a chasity belt
But he sure makes poop in a jars heart melt!
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Re: Poem to Jackson Montana 12 years 7 months ago #26830

Ice is a fatass
go moderate that bubba the bass
while your at it
go kiss some ball licking society ass
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Re: Poem to Jackson Montana 12 years 7 months ago #26838

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Jaxon Montana you sound like your bent
You should man up sometime and come talk in vent
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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Re: Poem to Jackson Montana 12 years 7 months ago #26840

:whistle: :)
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Re: Poem to Jackson Montana 12 years 7 months ago #26843

Looks like Ice reached the poem section in English class.

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Re: Poem to Jackson Montana 12 years 7 months ago #26844

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I thought ice was a math teacher? :huh:
A main wins: 151*'

B main wins: 50

C main wins: 5

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Re: Poem to Jackson Montana 12 years 7 months ago #26846

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Jackson wrote: Looks like Ice reached the poem section in English class.


wow after all of those poems by ice this is the best comeback u got for him?

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Re: Poem to Jackson Montana 12 years 7 months ago #26847

It will be so hot in Oklahoma in this summer again. Ice is so fat that he could sell shade for people.

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Jackson wrote: It will be so hot in Oklahoma in this summer again. Ice is so fat that he could sell shade for people.

still waiting on somethin that can match his poems....

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Re: Poem to Jackson Montana 12 years 7 months ago #26849

Still waiting for you to make a good skin.

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Re: Poem to Jackson Montana 12 years 7 months ago #26850

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i could wipe my ass and put that on a side of a car and it would looks 1000 times better than any skin u could come up with.
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Re: Poem to Jackson 12 years 7 months ago #27012

aint gonna say nothing bad
hell jackson could be my dad
i dont think he races to bad
all you haterz are just mad.. imma break out the love songs if u dont say something lol oh my heart my aky breaky heart
u might be better on the start ...
but in the end yall just feel like a fart..
so dont tell my heart my achy breaky heart...u just might end like him
in the wall again
im just one out of the 10
so why dont u just let me in ..
instead of bootin me,,not my fault ur wifes got smell...
so if u smell a fart from my ache breakey heart its just cause im in the lead ....whowho kiss my ass from squirrel
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Re: Poem to Jackson 12 years 7 months ago #27014

This thread is dumb
Reading it makes my eyes numb
Jackson don't seem to really care
Cause to some of us he's not really there
Who's the fake? He knows it's him
Cause Jackson is simply an alias for Jim

Jim uses this guy to try an act cool
When all in all he makes himself look like a fool

It's one of his many hider names to talk shit
For he won't use his real name cause he's a great big clit

YOLO!
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Re: Poem to Jackson 12 years 7 months ago #27018

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this is one of those madlib poems.....it turned out pretty funny.

Jackson
It means i suck at everything,
It is the number 69,
It is like being a black girl,
It is catching grandma fuckin my dad,
It is the memory of shock,
Who taught me suckiness,
When he knew i needed ebonic lessons,
My name is Jackson,
It means once you go black you never go back.
Better eat them fuckin vitamins kiddies.
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Re: Poem to Jackson Montana 12 years 7 months ago #27022

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Jackson wrote: Still waiting for you to make a good skin.


Still waiting on you to show up in vent and race
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice

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Re: Poem to Jackson Montana 12 years 7 months ago #27034

I see icefighter is still looking for a reaction
Even looks like he's got himself a faction

So I see you still think I'm JFR_Jim
Well I'll tell you one thing, I'm not him

Look at all these Jackson haters
Ya'll are probably chronic masturbators

I'm out in Hollywood, just getting paid, and laid
Ice is at home, stuck bein his wife's maid

The guy only races twice a year
His wife won't even let him have a beer

Uh oh, what's that sound I hear?
Ice's wife, yelling in his ear

GET OFF THAT DAMN GAME
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